I now bond you two in holy macaroni
humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this
can someone make this a bumper sticker
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
OH MY GOD
when none of ur internet friends are online
I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit.
This post makes me want a duck.
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
I laughed too hard.